
So a mildly disturbing thing happened to me this weekend. Last night was Paddy’s birthday. We got dinner in Luigi Malone’s and then headed up to Capital. I was drinking Heineken. Bottles of Heineken. A fiver a throw. Instead of being disgusted at the price I was actually happy. I thought to myself, “that’s so convenient, I don’t have to worry about shrapnel blocking up my wallet and ruining the line of my jeans”. So I gladly paid €5 for a bottle of beer. There was a time not so long ago where I would have turned on my heel and got a pint instead, but not now.
Then today I went into town to get myself a nice shirt or two. On the way to Grafton Street, I stopped into Specsavers to see about getting a pair of clear glasses with that special CPU coating for using with computers all the time. I‘ve been getting a lot of migraines recently. I ended up dropping €300 on a pair of Hugo Boss glasses and a pair of Quiksilver spares. I spent €300 impulsively on something I don‘t even use that often. Then I went into Brown Thomas. I’ve never bought anything in the new BT’s. I went looking for a nice shirt. I was going to get a Canali. In my head I figured €110 wouldn’t be too much on a shirt. Eventually I didn’t do it. But they are beautiful shirts. I then saw a sale rack marked “up to 70% off”. The shirts were by Truzzi and priced originally at €500. There was one reduced to €225. I was willing to buy it. I could justify it in my head. Fucked up.
Meanwhile I’ll describe work by describing my two best mates in the place. Rob is an Andrews boy, lives on Park Avenue in Sandymount, long term ambition is to get into the Oil Industry because that’s where “the cash is at”. His icon is Ken Lay. No irony here. It’s for real. When he died last week he was distraught. He make jokes about AIDS a lot.
Fabio is an Italian Londoner. Formerly worked for BGC (formerly Cantor FitzGerald). Very slick dresser, every shirt has cufflinks. Always turned out very well. Wants to be trader because “that’s the life”.
I’m back reading American Psycho again. I bought it in the states in 2003 but dropped it after about 150 pages because I just didn’t get it. I started it again today. It makes perfect sense. I can relate completely to the life described in it.
What the hell has happened to me?
By the way, if you want to get a good night’s sleep in New York, the Ritz Carlton is the place to go. The pillows are just to die for, apparently.